paleocon wrote:Frankly, I always thought there was something vaguely "commie" about Apple Computer.  iMac, iPhone, iPod?  If they were true Americans they would have called them USAMac, USAPhone and USAPod!  

Everybody knows that "RISC" really stood for "Revolutionary Integrated Subversion Computer."  That was why those pinkos at Apple jumped all over it at first instead of choosing a "CISC" processor which means "Conservative IS Conservative."

I've known that there was just something always wrong with them. I got my evidence to back it up, I ALWAYS KNEW IT! THEY ARE LIBERALS MUAGHGHASGHSDJGS.M. Also i just ate a rotten peanut i found in the salted peanuts bag and it tasted roasted :\

Well, it goes deeper than you might suspect.  I mean both guys were named "Steve" and both guys have beards!  Sounds a lot like the first Soviet politburo to me!  And the move to Unix, which was invented by that commie bastion AT&T!  Any good operating system should be developed in Washington State!  The links are just sooo obvious.  Who do they think they are kidding?

paleocon wrote:Well, it goes deeper than you might suspect.  I mean both guys were named "Steve" and both guys have beards!  Sounds a lot like the first Soviet politburo to me!  And the move to Unix, which was invented by that commie bastion AT&T!  Any good operating system should be developed in Washington State!  The links are just sooo obvious.  Who do they think they are kidding?

I think your getting at something here.

Hey, it is like Bluto in "Animal House."  I am on a roll!  

There is just something so "collective" about Apples and Steve Jobs.  Every time I see them I get the urge to take something from someone else and redistribute it.  "From each according to their abilities.  To each according to their needs!"  "Workers of the world, unite!  You have only your chains to lose!"  "I need a miracle, man!"

Oh, wait, that last one is something else entirely different.

Man!

I'm glad I don't own any Apple or Macintosh stuff. I used to have anI-pod shuffle but not anymore. It was among the gear along with my HPlaptop in my bag that was stolen last month  from my residencealong with my electric guitar, amplifier, Sony Clie PDA and and twocontainers filled with coins. But that's another story.

I am not surprised about the New York Times and their leftist slantdoesn't cease to irritate. They are the celebrators of Jason Blair, thephony reporter who made up his credentials a few years back, and theyare constantly reporting the secrets of our intelligence agencies thatare leaked to them from so-called undisclosed sources ( I guess all ofa sudden whistleblowers are not in fashion but to the left, traitorswill always be) from either the Senate, State Dept or some congressmember with a Bush Detrangement Syndrome bone up their ass.

Not to deviate but I need to remind you who Bill Bennett is.

Bill Bennett;  the lawyer, is  the brother of William J.Bennett. Bill was the defense lawyer for Bill Clinton during the PaulaJones Sexual Harrassment lawsuit. Clinton lied in his videotapeddeposition, submitted a false affidavid written by Monica Lewinskiwhich was submitted and testified to it as being truthful  (whichit was not) in the court of  Federal Judge Susan Webber Wright.

Bill Bennet found out that Clinton was lying and the affidavid wasfalse. this was apparently after the judge ruled against  PaulaJones for lack of evidence. Bill Bennett had no choice but to submit a"friend of the court" letter to Judge Wright ( after she got a brieffrom the Landmark Legal Foundation which is headed up by Mark E. Levin"the Great One" about her ruling in that case based on the evidencesubmitted) stating that he had no knowledge of the deceptionClinton  pulled with his testimony and the affidavid fromLewinski. If he had not done so, he would very well have been broughtbefore the disciplinary bar, and possibly would have lost his licenseto practice law.
Judge Wright  ruled  for Paula Jones, held Clinton in  contempt of court and imposed a $90,000.00 fine on him.

Now you know the rest of the story.

Thmiuatga wrote:
Not to deviate but I need to remind you who BOB (ROBERT S.) Bennett is.

BOB (Robert S.) Bennett;  the lawyer, is  the brother of William J.Bennett. BOB BENNETT was the defense lawyer for Bill Clinton during the PaulaJones Sexual Harrassment lawsuit. Clinton lied in his videotapeddeposition, submitted a false affidavid written by Monica Lewinskiwhich was submitted and testified to it as being truthful  (whichit was not) in the court of  Federal Judge Susan Webber Wright.

BOB Bennet found out that Clinton was lying and the affidavid wasfalse. this was apparently after the judge ruled against  PaulaJones for lack of evidence. BOB Bennett had no choice but to submit a"friend of the court" letter to Judge Wright ( after she got a brieffrom the Landmark Legal Foundation which is headed up by Mark E. Levin"the Great One" about her ruling in that case based on the evidencesubmitted) stating that he had no knowledge of the deceptionClinton  pulled with his testimony and the affidavid fromLewinski. If he had not done so, he would very well have been broughtbefore the disciplinary bar, and possibly would have lost his licenseto practice law.
Judge Wright  ruled  for Paula Jones, held Clinton in  contempt of court and imposed a $90,000.00 fine on him.

Now you know the rest of the story.

You HAVE to get your facts right.  BOB (Robert S.) Bennett was Clinton's lawyer.  He is an ARCH-LIBERAL.  BILL (William J.) Bennet is a conservative pundit, former Sec of Education, and Bob's brother.  

Therefore, I have corrected your post and suggest you do the same to avoid confusing people and slandering Bill Bennett.  Getting the facts straight here IS IMPORTANT.  Especially when you are rightfully pointing out the faults of those who are playing fast and loose with the facts.

paleocon wrote:Hey, it is like Bluto in "Animal House."  I am on a roll!  

There is just something so "collective" about Apples and Steve Jobs.  Every time I see them I get the urge to take something from someone else and redistribute it.  "From each according to their abilities.  To each according to their needs!"  "Workers of the world, unite!  You have only your chains to lose!"  "I need a miracle, man!"

Oh, wait, that last one is something else entirely different.

HEY!  Go easy on the Apple Computer...it's the one "liberal progressive" thing I allow in my life!     That and A Prairie Home Campion on NPR.

OMG!  I'm ALMOST A DEMOCRAT!!

royalcrowncola wrote:HEY!  Go easy on the Apple Computer...it's the one "liberal progressive" thing I allow in my life!     That and A Prairie Home Campion on NPR.

OMG!  I'm ALMOST A DEMOCRAT!!

Well, that is how it happens.  Incrementalism!  First you are working on an Apple.  Next, you think Garrison Keilor is funny.  Then you think Joe Biden makes sense.  After that, you are wearing Code Pink shirts and thinking how wonderful Nancy Pelosi is.  This disease strikes 87% of all Republican Senators within the first 4 years in Washington, DC.  The only apparent cure is running for President but most cosmetic surgeons indicate the "cure" is only skin deep.

paleocon wrote:

royalcrowncola wrote:HEY!  Go easy on the Apple Computer...it's the one "liberal progressive" thing I allow in my life!     That and A Prairie Home Campion on NPR.

OMG!  I'm ALMOST A DEMOCRAT!!

Well, that is how it happens.  Incrementalism!  First you are working on an Apple.  Next, you think Garrison Keilor is funny.  Then you think Joe Biden makes sense.  After that, you are wearing Code Pink shirts and thinking how wonderful Nancy Pelosi is.  This disease strikes 87% of all Republican Senators within the first 4 years in Washington, DC.  The only apparent cure is running for President but most cosmetic surgeons indicate the "cure" is only skin deep.

You're right!  Last Sunday I attended church at the Unitarian Church!

royalcrowncola wrote:

paleocon wrote:

royalcrowncola wrote:HEY!  Go easy on the Apple Computer...it's the one "liberal progressive" thing I allow in my life!     That and A Prairie Home Campion on NPR.

OMG!  I'm ALMOST A DEMOCRAT!!

Well, that is how it happens.  Incrementalism!  First you are working on an Apple.  Next, you think Garrison Keilor is funny.  Then you think Joe Biden makes sense.  After that, you are wearing Code Pink shirts and thinking how wonderful Nancy Pelosi is.  This disease strikes 87% of all Republican Senators within the first 4 years in Washington, DC.  The only apparent cure is running for President but most cosmetic surgeons indicate the "cure" is only skin deep.

You're right!  Last Sunday I attended church at the Unitarian Church!

Save it Paleocon, I'll escort him out nicely.