by Hate Monger on 01/21/08, 12:59 am
Without question the hillary "my brain's in a blender it's JELLO" was my favorite. classic.
Also loved the "imagine" one...and the twelve days of clinton.
Barack the Magic Negro is brilliant though...
Gotta say that I think Glenn Beck has surpassed Rush when it comes to parodies....I still love Rush, and Glenn makes me want to pull my eyeballs out of their sockets b/c of his negativity...but his parodies are so frikkin funny...my fave is his Christmas version of Lenin's So this is Christmas...
So this is Christmas
Conservatives cry
Cause children are happy
And we want them to die
War mongering Christmas
We all had some fun
Bombing all the A-rabs
And starving their young
Conservative Christmas
Drive my SUV
Right over the homeless
Speed bump them with glee
Conservative Christmas
What a happy day
‘Cause we just stole 4 million
From your 401k’s
An intolerant Christmas
On the colored we spit
And beat them for crimes that
They did not commit
Conservative Christmas
Have a happy new year
Unless you’re a red man
Black, yellow or queer
There’s a new Christmas anthem
On this holiday
For all those who hate us
No matter what we say
A Conservative Christmas
Have a great holiday
Unless of course you’re a liberal
Or a conservative gay
A Conservative Christmas
And a write off next year
Pray for a bull market
And go kill a deer
We’re war mongers
Love no longer
White race stronger
Blah Blah Blah Blahhhhh
And you ask me what I want this year
And I try to make this kind and clear
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days
Cuz I don't need boxes wrapped in strings
And desire and love and empty things
Just a chance that maybe we'll find better days