Is This a Great Barnyard or What???

warpig · by **warpig** on 09/01/08, 1:40 am

[SIZE=12pt]Once upon a time, on a farm in Virginia , there was a little red hen whoscratched about the barnyard until she uncovered quite a few grains of wheat.

She called all of her Democrat neighbors together and said, 'If we plant thiswheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?'

'Not I,' said the cow.

'Not I,' said the duck.

'Not I,' said the pig.

'Not I,' said the goose.

'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did.Thewheat grew very tall and ripened into golden grain.

'Who will help me reap my wheat?' asked the little red hen.

'Not I,' said the duck.

'Out of my classification,' said the pig.

'I'd lose my seniority,' said the cow.

'I'd lose my unemployment compensation,' said the goose.

'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen, and so she did. At lastit came time to bake the bread.

'Who will help me bake the bread?' asked the little red hen.

'That would be overtime for me,' said the cow.

'I'd lose my welfare benefits,' said the duck.

'I'm a dropout and never learned how,' said the pig.

'If I'm to be the only helper, that's discrimination,' said the goose.

'Then I will do it by myself,' said the little red hen.

She baked five loaves and held them up for all of her neighbors to see. Theywanted some and, in fact, demanded a share. But the little red hen said, 'No, Ishall eat all five loaves.'

'Excess profits!' cried the cow. (Nancy Pelosi)

'Capitalist leech!' screamed the duck. (Barbara Boxer)

'I demand equal rights!' yelled the goose. (Jesse Jackson) The pig just gruntedin disdain. (Ted Kennedy)

And they all painted 'Unfair!' picket signs and marched around and around thelittle red hen, shouting obscenities.

Then the farmer (Obama) came. He said to the little red hen, 'You must not beso greedy.'

'But I earned the bread,' said the little red hen.

'Exactly,' said Barack the farmer. 'That is what makes our free

enterprise system so wonderful. Anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as hewants. But under our modern government regulations, the productive workers mustdivide the fruits of their labor with those who are lazy and idle.'

And they all lived happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiledand clucked, 'I am grateful, for now I truly understand.'

But her neighbors became quite disappointed in her. She never again baked breadbecause she joined the 'party' and got her bread free. And all the Democratssmiled. 'Fairness' had been established.

Individual initiative had died, but nobody noticed; perhaps no one cared...solong as there was free bread that 'the rich' were paying for.

EPILOGUE

Bill Clinton is getting $12 million for his memoirs.

Hillary got $8 million for hers.

That's $20 million for the memories from two people, who for eight years,repeatedly testified, under oath, that they couldn't remember anything.

IS THIS A GREAT BARNYARD OR WHAT?

Calypso Jones · by **Calypso Jones** on 09/03/08, 12:26 pm

hoo boy. i feel nauseous. Story has more of a ring of truth than i care to ponder.

Atlas · by **Atlas** on 09/03/08, 1:15 pm

Good post Warpig, it is all so true.

Atlas

Is This a Great Barnyard or What???

Is This a Great Barnyard or What???

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