Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby paleocon on 06/11/08, 9:10 pm

This just in.  Al Sharpton wants to fix the problem that white students outperform other students on standardized tests and graduation rates.  

Klein, Sharpton Partner on Racial Gap in Education
By RUSSELL BERMAN, Staff Reporter of the Sun
June 11, 2008

WASHINGTON — Dubbing it "the odd couple," the city's schools chancellor, Joel Klein, is teaming with the Rev. Al Sharpton to push for a national commitment to closing the achievement gap between white and minority students.

Pointing to statistics that show black and Hispanic students lagging far behind their white counterparts in test scores and graduation rates, Mr. Klein said the achievement gap had "barely narrowed" in the more than five decades since the Supreme Court ordered the desegregation of the schools in the landmark 1954 decision, Brown v. Board of Education.


The only problem is that Al's paln will almost certainly demand that we dumb down classes for over-achieving kids so they score lower and graduate less often.  Does Al realize that asian kids outperform white kids?  If so, he will be all for dumbing down their classes and imposing graduation quotas on them too!  Look out.  The scams begin anew!
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Re: Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby Eyas on 06/12/08, 1:14 am

"Yaaay!  Finally, someone is goiong to fix our education system!!  Hallelujah!"

"What?"

"Who?"  "Al Sharpton?"

"Oh.  Uh,..... nevermind.  The educational system's fine.  We're all fine here, thank you."
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Re: Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby paleocon on 06/12/08, 11:18 am

Al's prescription will be to cover schools in excrement and dump them in the nearest rubbish heap.  Then file law suits every against every white person within 50 miles of a school.  

Of course, this is standard procedure for Rev. Al.  Oh, yes, and chanting "Kill the Police."  

Lucky for O.J. that he had Johnny Cochrane helping him out and not the Rev. Al.

I wonder what Rev. Wright's plan is for fixing religion in America?
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Re: Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby bedbug on 06/12/08, 2:58 pm

Didn't we go through this with Clinton? Artificially inflate test scores by making the tests easier.
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Re: Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby paleocon on 06/12/08, 3:26 pm

bedbug wrote:Didn't we go through this with Clinton? Artificially inflate test scores by making the tests easier.


Evidently that wasn't sufficient.  Kids like mine are still running up the average scores (although my kids aren't technically "white").  It isn't enough!  Al will insist on lowering the average scores of whites and asians.  It is only fair.
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Re: Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby watcher on 06/12/08, 4:19 pm

Al Sharpton hasn’t been getting his needed dose of media attention since Obama hath risen to sit at the left hand side of Howard Dean.  He is hoping to attract the attention of the Obama campaign so he can be invited into the circle of elite.
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Re: Al Sharpton Wants to Fix Education!

Postby paleocon on 06/12/08, 5:12 pm

Poor Al and Jesse will have no place at the table.  Although by comparison to Wright, Pfleger and Moss, they look positively rational and moderate!  

It is kind of scary to think of Al and Jesse to be the "moderate wing" of the "Shake-down flank" of "the party of perpetual outrage."

Do you suppose Rev. Wright will hold the Koran, er, I mean Bible that Barry uses when he is sworn in in January?
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