Mr Jones wrote:

paleocon wrote:

Mr Jones wrote:
If I could speak Russian, I would probably have a witty retort to your post.

Well, just call the Obamessiah Campaign and he will translate it for you.  I hear he speaks every known language in the universe.

Really? I have been told he can turn water into Wine.

No, he doesn't turn water into wine but he evidently can turn plant matter into something "special" and powdered sugar into "nose candy."

Paleocon said:  and powdered sugar into "nose candy."

Apparently, there is an anonymous group that has submitted a protest to the Illinois Bar Association regarding the Obamessiah lying on his applications to the bar regarding his drug use and his parking tickets.  Since he plainly states it in his book, he cannot deny he lied on the apps.  It'll probably go no where but someone is taking issue with his drug use.  


Jul 23, 2008 – CHICAGO, Illinois - Anonymous announced that they have filed a complaint with the Illinois Attorney Registration and Disciplinary Commission requesting an investigation into false statements and misrepresentations Barack Hussein Obama made on his own bar application. The group cited information, which if true, would be grounds for disbarment. Anonymous accuses Mr. Obama of using illegal drugs and then concealing his drug use by lying about it on his bar application. Either action could be an independent basis for disciplinary action against the Presidential nominee. The group claims that an investigation would identify facts that demonstrate Obama has engaged in conduct which brings the courts or the legal profession into disrepute, engaged in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice, and engaged in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation.

Anonymous’ complaint alleges that by consuming illegal drugs Obama was violating New York Penal Law Sec. 220.06, which criminalizes cocaine use.[1] If proven, that level of drug use is a felony. Commission of such a criminal act is ethically prohibited as it reflects adversely on the lawyer’s fitness to practice law. See Rule 8.4(a)(3). The complaint further alleges that Obama engaged in multiple violations of Illinois Rules of Professional Conduct (”Rules”), including Rule 8.1 which prohibits lawyers from making a statement of material fact in connection with a bar application that the applicant knows to be false; Rule 8.4(a)(4) which prohibits lawyers from engaging in conduct involving dishonesty, fraud, deceit or misrepresentation; Rule 8.4(a)(5) which bars lawyers from participating in conduct prejudicial to the administration of justice; and Supreme Court Rule 771 which prohibits lawyers from engaging in conduct which brings the courts or the legal profession into disrepute.
The complaint also alleges that Obama had an obligation to report unpaid criminal citations, including parking violations where the fines totaled more than $200.00 or remained unpaid.[2][3] Anonymous stated, “Instead of accepting responsibility and paying them off at the time he was asking to be a lawyer, he failed to disclose a single civil citation and or pay a penny in fines. About a decade later he finally paid, but only after adverse media reports forced his hand.” If the factual allegations are determined to be true, then knowledge of his repeated violations when understood in conjunction with the plain language his bar application requesting disclosure of such violations would be a basis for the bar to find that Mr. Obama answered deceptively. This conduct would therefore constitute intentional misconduct.
Anonymous stated, “Obama himself has admitted illegal drug use prior to his bar application. Failing to disclose that on his bar application is enough to require the Illinois State Bar to investigate this matter.” Anonymous continued, “Violations of the bar rules can lead to disbarment. The Illinois State Bar Association should investigate the matter without delay, as the American people are entitled to know if Obama, who promises to act ethically as President, has in fact acted unethically as a lawyer.” “No further evidence is needed to prove a presidential candidate unfit for office than for Obama to lose his bar license.”
[3] http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/09/us/politics/09obama.html
[2] http://www.somervillenews.typepad.com/the_somerville_new …
[3] http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/ …

But rules don't apply to liberals in general and the Obamessiah in particular.

Mr. Jones Wrote:  Really? I have been told he can turn water into Wine.

I heard he walked all the way home from his magical mystery tour.

SoldiersMum wrote:Mr. Jones Wrote:  Really? I have been told he can turn water into Wine.

I heard he walked all the way home from his magical mystery tour.

Probably not.  I hear the salt water will really damage the leather in $1,000 Italian leather shoes.  But, it would probably be a campaign expense so maybe it wouldn't matter to Obamessiah.

paleocon wrote:

bedbug wrote:

Treeofliberty wrote:Everyone who doesn't think exactly like Rush reports directly to Moscow!

I disagree. They also report to Caracas, Havana, Beijing, Pyongyang, Managua, Harare, Khartoum, Tehran, Damascus, Beirut, and a cave in Pakistan.

Don't be silly.  That cave in Pakistan doesn't even have a phone.  Clearly they call in to the local 7/11 in Pakistan and the information is forwarded to that cave by camel express.

Haha, I get it. Because all Pakistani's ride camels and own 7/11's!

Almost as funny as an old blackface production!

Mr Jones wrote:Why dont you just get out of here, Tree Of Liberty? Dont you have an Evil Corprate Logger to go stand in front of?

Also, if you are a lib, I would like to help you destroy the Masons and Queen Elizabeth. I have recently been enlightened to your Insane Conspiracy Historical Record.

No MR. Jones, I'd rather not.

Where do you get "Evil Corporate Logger" references? Or Lib references? Is it really me that buys into insane conspiracies or is it you, considering I haven't advocated any of that?  Not much of a Historical Record there superstar.

Treeofliberty wrote:

paleocon wrote:

bedbug wrote:
I disagree. They also report to Caracas, Havana, Beijing, Pyongyang, Managua, Harare, Khartoum, Tehran, Damascus, Beirut, and a cave in Pakistan.

Don't be silly.  That cave in Pakistan doesn't even have a phone.  Clearly they call in to the local 7/11 in Pakistan and the information is forwarded to that cave by camel express.

Haha, I get it. Because all Pakistani's ride camels and own 7/11's!

Almost as funny as an old blackface production!

No, of course not, silly.  Mail is delivered in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas by camel.  They can't use goats as the goats would just eat the mail.  And they have to send the mail through 7/11 because the local Madrassa closes on Fridays which is a big "reporting day" in the west.  

Figures you would look at things from your typical racist perspective.

Paleoconway-twitty,

I'm blinded by my hatred of the East Timorese. I just can't help it. I'm too young and inexperienced to truly know anything. I certainly couldn't ever compete with such an openminded sage, a vanguard of wisdom, such as yourself. I'm too busy with my myspace, and my hippity hop.

Treeofliberty wrote:Paleoconway-twitty,

I'm blinded by my hatred of the East Timorese. I just can't help it. I'm too young and inexperienced to truly know anything. I certainly couldn't ever compete with such an openminded sage, a vanguard of wisdom, such as yourself. I'm too busy with my myspace, and my hippity hop.

Well, it looks like "Tree" has bats in the belfrey.  But, at least he recongizes my wealth of experience and wisdom.  You forgot to mention my incredible good looks.  There may still be time for you to learn and grow but I doubt it.  I suspect we will next hear from you when you are arrested after a shooting spree conducted from the top of some national monument in East Timor or North Korea.