Red Scare

Re: Red Scare

Postby paleocon on 07/25/08, 5:39 pm

bedbug wrote:
Treeofliberty wrote:Everyone who doesn't think exactly like Rush reports directly to Moscow!


I disagree. They also report to Caracas, Havana, Beijing, Pyongyang, Managua, Harare, Khartoum, Tehran, Damascus, Beirut, and a cave in Pakistan.


Don't be silly.  That cave in Pakistan doesn't even have a phone.  Clearly they call in to the local 7/11 in Pakistan and the information is forwarded to that cave by camel express.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby SoldiersMum on 07/25/08, 6:08 pm

paleocon wrote:
bedbug wrote:
Treeofliberty wrote:Everyone who doesn't think exactly like Rush reports directly to Moscow!


I disagree. They also report to Caracas, Havana, Beijing, Pyongyang, Managua, Harare, Khartoum, Tehran, Damascus, Beirut, and a cave in Pakistan.


Don't be silly.  That cave in Pakistan doesn't even have a phone.  Clearly they call in to the local 7/11 in Pakistan and the information is forwarded to that cave by camel express.



Hmm..and I thought all the Pakistani 7/11s were in the US.  Thanks for informing me.

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Re: Red Scare

Postby paleocon on 07/25/08, 6:12 pm

SoldiersMum wrote:
paleocon wrote:
bedbug wrote:
I disagree. They also report to Caracas, Havana, Beijing, Pyongyang, Managua, Harare, Khartoum, Tehran, Damascus, Beirut, and a cave in Pakistan.


Don't be silly.  That cave in Pakistan doesn't even have a phone.  Clearly they call in to the local 7/11 in Pakistan and the information is forwarded to that cave by camel express.


Hmm..and I thought all the Pakistani 7/11s were in the US.  Thanks for informing me.


No, I think there are employee training stores in the Federally Administered Tribal Areas.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby Mr Jones on 07/25/08, 6:56 pm

Why dont you just get out of here, Tree Of Liberty? Dont you have an Evil Corprate Logger to go stand in front of?

Also, if you are a lib, I would like to help you destroy the Masons and Queen Elizabeth. I have recently been enlightened to your Insane Conspiracy Historical Record.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby Mr Jones on 07/25/08, 7:01 pm

Moscow is more patriotic and productive than the DNC. You should apologize to the Russians and Putin.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby jokeness on 07/25/08, 7:04 pm

Mr Jones wrote:Moscow is more patriotic and productive than the DNC. You should apologeize to the Russians and Putin.

Hell, Mexicans are more patriotic about Mexico than the DNC is about America.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby paleocon on 07/25/08, 7:54 pm

jokeness wrote:
Mr Jones wrote:Moscow is more patriotic and productive than the DNC. You should apologeize to the Russians and Putin.

Hell, Mexicans are more patriotic about Mexico than the DNC is about America.


I have an idea.  How about we allow the Mexicans to stay for 5 years if all the Dems in Congress agree to go to Mexico for 5 years.  It might be worth it.  Of course they will have to call Moscow to check on this.  

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Re: Red Scare

Postby Mr Jones on 07/25/08, 8:06 pm

paleocon wrote:
jokeness wrote:
Mr Jones wrote:Moscow is more patriotic and productive than the DNC. You should apologeize to the Russians and Putin.

Hell, Mexicans are more patriotic about Mexico than the DNC is about America.


I have an idea.  How about we allow the Mexicans to stay for 5 years if all the Dems in Congress agree to go to Mexico for 5 years.  It might be worth it.  Of course they will have to call Moscow to check on this.  

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If I could speak Russian, I would probably have a witty retort to your post.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby paleocon on 07/25/08, 8:08 pm

Mr Jones wrote:
paleocon wrote:I have an idea.  How about we allow the Mexicans to stay for 5 years if all the Dems in Congress agree to go to Mexico for 5 years.  It might be worth it.  Of course they will have to call Moscow to check on this.  

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If I could speak Russian, I would probably have a witty retort to your post.


Well, just call the Obamessiah Campaign and he will translate it for you.  I hear he speaks every known language in the universe.
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Re: Red Scare

Postby Mr Jones on 07/25/08, 8:16 pm

paleocon wrote:
Mr Jones wrote:
paleocon wrote:
I have an idea.  How about we allow the Mexicans to stay for 5 years if all the Dems in Congress agree to go to Mexico for 5 years.  It might be worth it.  Of course they will have to call Moscow to check on this.  

ring, ring
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Da.  Slushayu.  
Mne nuzhna poyekhat v Mexico dlya pyat lyet.
Dogovorilas.  Paka.
click.


If I could speak Russian, I would probably have a witty retort to your post.


Well, just call the Obamessiah Campaign and he will translate it for you.  I hear he speaks every known language in the universe.


Really? I have been told he can turn water into Wine.
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