More Global Warming Hysteria!

More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby paleocon on 01/11/08, 7:37 pm

Baghdad has its first snowfall in 100 years.  Read the whole article here.  

It should take algore and his gang approximately 15 seconds to blame this on GW Bush and GLOBAL WARMING.  FIRE IN THE HOLE!
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby Taylor on 01/12/08, 2:02 am

Al gore just peed his pants.. there's more stuff on this too about now the strident liberal blowbal warming monsters are just outraged that they have to second guess themselfs in believe this theory.
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby R John on 01/12/08, 12:30 pm

Special Report:  Top Scientists Have Just Discovered That When Yeast Rises In The Bread Making Process, The Deadly Gas Carbon Dioxide Is Produced As A Bi-Product.
      When asked for comment, Spokesman Algore, said "We don't know how We could have been so blind to it all these years, I'm just so glad We finally saw it." Congress, in an emergency session is enacting Legislation that will by law change the laws of the physical Universe, to comply with New EPA Standards, not yet determined, and subject to change, should Anyone say Boo! Experts advise eating only Unleavened bread until further notice. Do Not be alarmed. Do Not walk down the Bread Aisles, of You Local Markets. Do not even look at the Bread on the shelves. Surveys show that a Mandate to change the Physical Laws of Creation, to comply with New EPA Standards banning CO2 as a by-product from Yeast Fermentation in the bread making process is the answer. There is an 88% approval rating, as opposed to 12% who say don't eat bread at all. Officials from Michican, Massachuttes, and New Mexico, are instructing residents to notify HAZ-MAT for removal of any in your homes. Do not attempt to remove this contaminated substance on your own. Do not mix it in with regular garbage. Let the Highly trained professionals deal with it. Stay tuned for further report.
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby paleocon on 01/12/08, 10:06 pm

Hey!  Stop giving them ideas!  Obama is probably have one of his LAs drafting a new bill now.  The Yeast Reduction Act of 2008!  SR 0001.  

Hide your baking tools now!
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby Taylor on 01/12/08, 11:51 pm

paleocon wrote:Hey!  Stop giving them ideas!  Obama is probably have one of his LAs drafting a new bill now.  The Yeast Reduction Act of 2008!  SR 0001.  

Hide your baking tools now!


Roger that commander!
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby Eyas on 01/13/08, 2:32 am

Hold your farts!

Human flatulence emits 94,734,290 metric tons of CO2 per year! That's almost half of 1 percent of all global CO2 emissions!

Human flatulence also emits 8,637,178 metric tons of Methane per year!  This is equivalent to 181,380,728 Metric Tons of CO2.

That's 8.6 metric tons!  By comparison, emissions from livestock account for 80 million metric tons of Methane per year.  Methane from livestock is a major concern for environmentalists -- especially vegetarians.

At between 50 and 100 million metric tons of methane a year, rice agriculture is possibly the biggest of man-made methane sources.

(Also, the world population of termites produces global methane emissions estimated to be about 20 million metric tons each year.)

Back to Farts:
The average person lets loose roughly 1 liter of gas per day.  This is far greater, depending on what you eat.

So what can a person eat that will increase their personal methane and CO2 emissions?

The following: Flatulence-producing foods are high in polysaccharides (especially oligosaccharides) and include beans, lentils, onions, scallions, leeks, radishes, sweet potatoes, cashews, artichokes, oats, and other vegetables. Cauliflower, Broccoli, cabbage and other vegetables not only increase flatulence, but increase the pungency of the flatus. In beans, gases arise from oligosaccharides resistant to digestion by mammals, but which are readily digestible by microorganisms within the digestive tract.  When
these oligosaccharides reach the lower intestine, bacteria feed on them, producing copious amounts of flatus.

In other words, a vegetarian diet.  (which cannot supply enough protein without addition of beans & nuts)

So, the question is: whose ass is worse for the "environment"?
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby Eyas on 01/13/08, 2:35 am

I'm sure it's only a matter of time before California requires installation of meters in homes to measure flatulence.  

Once you exceed your allocated amount of farts, you'll be fined $1000.00 for each excess fart over your limit.
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby R John on 01/13/08, 2:14 pm

It always ends the same way in Totalitiarianism. Mass Graves, those doing the filling, deceived into believing they are doing it for the greater good. Unfortanately People breathe, and CO2 being recognized as a Polutant, something must be done? We are talking many steps ahead in the game from where we are now. First, Representative Government must be removed. Choice and Voice, must be outlawed,  in order to establish better control. Total control over "Buy -Sell- Trade".  Then We are on our way. Have You ever seen the word Utopia used in a context that did not involve "Us and Them"? How about You doing what You are Told without Question?          I think in an Honest World  Utopia could be a good name for a cemetary.

I would really like to know what horrors the Incandescent Light Bulb is Guilty of? http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bllight2.htm What horrible crime is it guilty of that we should reward it so? If there was ever a litmus test for stupidity, this is It. Are the puppet masters establishing control, this being one of many arbitrary avenues chosen? Did someone lose a bet? Please take my selfish light bulbs away and fill my house with Mercury Vapor filled alternatives, so I may die sooner for You? Please Explain, Anyone? ....  http://www.energystar.gov/ia/partners/promotions/change_light/downloads/Fact_Sheet_Mercury.pdf
Why does this change come by Force / Law?
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby Eyas on 01/17/08, 1:48 pm

R John wrote:It always ends the same way in Totalitiarianism. Mass Graves, those doing the filling, deceived into believing they are doing it for the greater good. Unfortanately People breathe, and CO2 being recognized as a Polutant, something must be done? We are talking many steps ahead in the game from where we are now. First, Representative Government must be removed. Choice and Voice, must be outlawed,  in order to establish better control. Total control over "Buy -Sell- Trade".  Then We are on our way. Have You ever seen the word Utopia used in a context that did not involve "Us and Them"? How about You doing what You are Told without Question?          I think in an Honest World  Utopia could be a good name for a cemetary.

I would really like to know what horrors the Incandescent Light Bulb is Guilty of? http://inventors.about.com/library/inventors/bllight2.htm What horrible crime is it guilty of that we should reward it so? If there was ever a litmus test for stupidity, this is It. Are the puppet masters establishing control, this being one of many arbitrary avenues chosen? Did someone lose a bet? Please take my selfish light bulbs away and fill my house with Mercury Vapor filled alternatives, so I may die sooner for You? Please Explain, Anyone? ....  http://www.energystar.gov/ia/partners/promotions/change_light/downloads/Fact_Sheet_Mercury.pdf
Why does this change come by Force / Law?



To my knowledge, this is the first time anything like this has been done. Taking a highly desired product off the market, and replacing it with a more costly and less-desired product -- without any clear evidence of any harm caused by that initial product.

This is, perhaps, the first in a long line of TOTALITARIAN and COMMUNIST laws, passed by our federal government.
It's totalitarian in that it DICTATES what people are to buy.  It's communist in that it totally eliminates the FREE MARKET in the production and consumption of goods.  This law is as scary to me as the plan in California to give the STATE remote control of individuals' home thermostats.

Some people wonder why normal folks link environmentalism to communism (e.g. "Watermelons").  I think these laws make it abundantly clear (as if it wasn't already).

Even CAFE standards aren't this bad (although they're stupid and ineffective), because they only control what the industry must offer for sale -- not what individual Americans must buy.
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Re: More Global Warming Hysteria!

Postby R John on 01/17/08, 3:10 pm

Eyas Wrote: To my knowledge, this is the first time anything like this has been done. Taking a highly desired product off the market, and replacing it with a more costly and less-desired product -- without any clear evidence of any harm caused by that initial product.

Freon. R-22, R-12.  V.S. R 134A

Appliance Energy Requirements. Integrity sold out a long time ago to EPA Requirements. Dishwashers, Washing Machines, Refrigeration , all amoung the hardest hit.
Water Heaters went from 140*F to 120*f.

Low Flow Shower Heads.
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