Whatever happened to Acid Rain and the melting of the Statue of Liberty?  

Washed away with the remnants of the Berlin Wall?

Global Warming - a propaganda machine to oppose the military-industrial complex.  Only their machine sucks.  That is because glaciers have been receding ever since the ice age, dummies.  

Just pray that an earthquake doesn't happen along the San Andreas that is too strong to handle - wouldn't this be much worse?  I mean, if LA fell off into the ocean wouldn't we be up in arms?    Anyone?  No?

MajGenSnowbear wrote:Whatever happened to Acid Rain and the melting of the Statue of Liberty?  

Washed away with the remnants of the Berlin Wall?

Global Warming - a propaganda machine to oppose the military-industrial complex.  Only their machine sucks.  That is because glaciers have been receding ever since the ice age, dummies.  

Just pray that an earthquake doesn't happen along the San Andreas that is too strong to handle - wouldn't this be much worse?  I mean, if LA fell off into the ocean wouldn't we be up in arms?    Anyone?  No?

Here's a penny for your thoughts...

If the big one came and LA and most of CA fell off into the ocean, would the Mexican Government sue the United States Government for loss of revenue from all those dead illegals?

Don't you get it?  The 'drive bys' would report this earthquake was caused by global warming!

dittohead wrote:Don't you get it?  The 'drive bys' would report this earthquake was caused by global warming!

Of course they would.  Everything is the fault of man-made Global Warming.

If California falls into the sea I might throw a party.

I'm more worried about the New Madrid fault.  Apparently theres a 90% chance that it will slip sometime in the next 30 years.

Well, if the New Madrid fault slips then those poor folks in Spain will just have to deal with it!    

I'm just thankful that all those Clinton relatives in Arkansas will be safe!  

But, no mater what happens, where it happens or when it happens it will be due to Global Warming.

paleocon wrote:Well, if the New Madrid fault slips then those poor folks in Spain will just have to deal with it!    

I'm just thankful that all those Clinton relatives in Arkansas will be safe!  

But, no mater what happens, where it happens or when it happens it will be due to Global Warming.

Which begs the question -- Why doesn't Spitzer just blame his breach of faith, infidelity, prostitution, violations of the Mann Act, money laundering, etc, etc, on Global Warming?  

That would get him off the hook with the Democrats, AND most Republicans, not to mention about 99% of the New York electorate.

Or maybe he could just buy carbon-offsets for all of the huffing & puffing he and his whore did -- that would give him a clean moral slate, wouldn't it?

Eyas wrote:Or maybe he could just buy carbon-offsets for all of the huffing & puffing he and his whore did -- that would give him a clean moral slate, wouldn't it?

Wait!  I think you are on to something here!  But, rather than carbon offsets I hereby announce (and claim all rights to) MORAL OFFSETS!  Yes, if you are a morally or ethically challenged politician and are caught up in a scandal of Spitzerian or Clintonian proportions, fear no more.

You can purchase MORAL OFFSETS from my company that will nullify any transgression committed either by omission or commission.  

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Hubby is cavorting with interns in the oval office?
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paleocon wrote:

Eyas wrote:Or maybe he could just buy carbon-offsets for all of the huffing & puffing he and his whore did -- that would give him a clean moral slate, wouldn't it?

Wait!  I think you are on to something here!  But, rather than carbon offsets I hereby announce (and claim all rights to) MORAL OFFSETS!  Yes, if you are a morally or ethically challenged politician and are caught up in a scandal or Spitzerian or Clintonian proportions, fear no more.

You can purchase MORAL OFFSETS from my company that will nullify any transgression committed either by omission or commission.  

Your pastor is a hate-spewing bigot?  
Hubby is cavorting with interns in the oval office?
Caught gambling with parish funds?
Wrecked your car on Capitol Hill in a drug-induced stupor?  

Worry no more!

My MORAL OFFSETS can be purchased to cover any faux pas from the trivial to the mortal sin!  

Coming soon to stores near you!  

Not applicable to Republicans who can NEVER be forgiven even the most minor offense.

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